Jimmy Dugan didn’t live by many rules, but he did have two:

1. There’s no crying in baseball. I mean Rogers Hornsby was his manager, and he called him a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when his parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see him play the game. And did he cry? No.

2. Avoid the clap.

We made a T-shirt with Cody Haltom about rule 1. We dropped the G because this is Texas.